Here it is, folks! Your chance to win the ever-elusive Monkey Bag is upon you.
We’ve had some great feedback about this bag, which we had manufactured for an advertisement photo shoot. A few of you wanted it, even. Well, we aren’t gonna make another one because we’re in the business of selling FOOTWEAR but, hey, we’ll play along! If you really want your chance at winning this one-of-a-kind bag you’d be well advised to continue reading, the deets are below.
Contest rules:
- This is a good ole fashioned caption contest. There’s a picture of the Monkey Bag at the bottom of this blog post. It desperately needs a fitting caption. Enter your submissions as comments here in our blog. If you’re reading this through Facebook, please navigate to our blog and place your entries here. Facebook comments will not count.
- This contest will run from today, Friday August 7th until Sunday August 15th. That gives you well over a week. The winner will be announced Tuesday August 17th.
-You may enter as many times as you like, you have ample time so come up with something awesome.
- Keep it classy.
- In the picture: the Monkey Bag, a Gizeh in White Patent, a vinyl toy of a turtle protruding from a skull wrapped in a camper van. Yah, I know, challenging. That was the whole idea.
Here’s what you’re workin with:

Don’t fret if your comments don’t get published right away, we have to approve of them first. So long as you keep it classy like we asked they will all make it to the blog. Good Luck!
Tread Lightly,
Aaron
My caption for the photo (and for the bag
“I’d rather have that monkey on my back and those gizehs on my feet…do they make them in a 01?”
Comment by Lee Ann — August 7, 2009 @ 8:19 am
Let me see if I have this right, if I help you find your feet and other Birk, you’ll help me find my shell?
Comment by alisa — August 7, 2009 @ 8:51 am
Back off Monkey! I saw this Gizeh first!
Comment by alisa — August 7, 2009 @ 8:53 am
Nightmare vacation: My fifth wheel driver suddenly becomes a zombie with a pet turtle. I lose one of my white patent Gizeh Birkenstocks at the zoo while feeding peanuts to the monkeys. The monkeys grab the bag and come after my other sandal!!
Comment by Karen — August 7, 2009 @ 9:28 am
“We need money. Here’s the plan.
Gizeh? Do some fancy footwork.
Skeletortise? Sing campfire songs.
Me? I’m the bagmonkey. I’ll hold the donations.
Let’s do this.”
Comment by Josh Donoghue — August 7, 2009 @ 10:09 am
Freddy, the goth, camping turtle is taking a walk on the wild side with this new monkey bag and Gizeh sandles.
Comment by Janet Hruby — August 7, 2009 @ 10:13 am
What are we supposed to do with this again? Nevermind the fact I have four feet, its far too big for me. And well you monkey purse, you don’t even have feet!
Comment by alisa — August 7, 2009 @ 11:10 am
The other Gizeh is in “da bag”.
Comment by alisa — August 7, 2009 @ 11:11 am
That was one heck of a trip guys! I must say I fortunate, that witch turned me into something cool, like a Gizeh! Too bad you two didn’t have better luck!
Now if only I could find my other half!
Comment by alisa — August 7, 2009 @ 11:15 am
Being reincarnated isn’t 1/2 bad, when you’re 1/2 a pair of Birk Gizeh Sandals!
Comment by alisa — August 7, 2009 @ 11:17 am
Yeah, I think the white and orange really pop together…me? Oh, I’m rocking a custom shell…you can’t buy these in stores.
Comment by Lee Ann — August 7, 2009 @ 1:53 pm
Drool over my gizehs, if you must, but don’t eat them. And, hey, spit the other one out!!!
Comment by Audrey Wyatt — August 7, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
It’s monkey business here.
Comment by Lisa M. — August 7, 2009 @ 8:04 pm
Time to monkey-around.
Comment by Lisa M. — August 7, 2009 @ 8:07 pm
Hello Birkenstock, hello monkey bag… nice to see you… this reminds me of a joke… A monkey bag, a white birkenstock and a weird turtle walk into a bar…
Comment by Patricia — August 7, 2009 @ 10:19 pm
Monkey Loooooves Birkenstock!
Just so you know, I live in Missouri, USA and I am a Loyal tried and true Birkenstock Fan! I tell everyone that Birkenstock shoes are what you wear if you Love your feet and want to your feet and back to never hurt….Word!
Hugs
Margo
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:00 am
In the picture: the Monkey Bag, a Gizeh in White Patent, a vinyl toy of a turtle protruding from a skull wrapped in a camper van. Yah, I know, challenging. That was the whole idea:
Monkey Bag and his ever present side kick Turtle Skull on Wheels are out to save the Day and someones foot, anyone, so long as they have a foot!
Gizeh…get your foot into it!
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:08 am
Its no secret, Everyone Loves a Gizeh when they see one!
Get your Gizeh on
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:17 am
When I slip on my Gizeh I am Invincible!
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:19 am
Anything is Possible when I am wearing my Gizeh….back off you crazy turtle skull on wheels that monkey bag loves me!
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:22 am
Fate brought us together Gizeh, nothing can tear us apart!
Monkey Bag and Turtle Skull Traveler dream of one day wearing their very own Gizeh…Dreams Do Come True!
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:27 am
Never Fear Gizeh is here!
Comment by Margo — August 9, 2009 @ 12:28 am
O.k. yes, the shell is ridiculous, but I’ve got my gizehs and monkey bag, so it’s all good!
Comment by Lee Ann — August 9, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
you know, turtle, when i said that Gizeh would go with everything, i didn’t mean all at once.
Comment by melissasantos — August 10, 2009 @ 8:55 am
WinneSkullTurtleGo: “Take your stinking paws off my Gizeh, you dang dirty ape bag!”
Monkey Bag: “NOBODY puts Gizeh in a corner!”
Comment by LisaKavanaugh — August 10, 2009 @ 2:22 pm
Monkey Bag to WinneSkullGo Turtle:
“Is that a Gizeh, or are you just happy to see me??”
Comment by LisaKavanaugh — August 10, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
WinneSkullGo Turtle to Monkey Bag:
“Does this Camper make my Skull look fat?”
Monkey Bag to WinneSkullGo:
“Baby Got Gizeh - hubba, hubba!”
Comment by LisaKavanaugh — August 10, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
Jeremy Fish Turtlecamper - (sold out) $150.00
Orange Leather Monkey Bag - (one of a kind) Free to a great caption.
The priceless feeling of your foot in a White Patent Gizeh that leaves you feeling like you are walking on air and truly owning the most comfortable shoe in the world hands down that has been proven to make feet happy for the last 200 years- $79.95
How can you go wrong? I guess you could buy the turtlecamper?
Comment by Richard Huffman — August 10, 2009 @ 6:37 pm
A one of a kind Orange Leather Moneky bag may say seductive, but a white patent leather Gizeh says divine.
Comment by Richard Huffman — August 10, 2009 @ 6:41 pm
Put another bananna in the monekybag Ms. Gizeh, or the Turtlecamper gets it.
Comment by Richard Huffman — August 10, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
Monkey: YUMMY!
Skeleturt: Nooooo
Comment by Thecrazymusiclady — August 11, 2009 @ 4:42 pm
Little did Monkey know that the fated kiss was to never occur due to the impending doom summarily known as Winnebago Skeleturt.
Comment by Thecrazymusiclady — August 11, 2009 @ 4:45 pm
The only accessory that really matters, is the one you have on your feet. And the Gizeh is sure to impress even the best dressed.
Comment by alisa — August 12, 2009 @ 6:31 am
For those days when a skeleturtle is after your Birke’s get a Gizeh.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:00 pm
Don’t be turtle slow. The birk’s are in a Gizeh.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:03 pm
Be a pleasa, Get a Gizeh.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
Some turtles dream.
Others put on sandals
and Demand Gizeh.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:04 pm
One day a Gizeh was galivanting through a grass covered field
and decided that it would cram all that it met in to itself.
Then the Evil Skelurtle Showed the true power of the birkenstock
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:07 pm
Gizeh is Kicking your
Skeleturle’s A** with
a white Birkenstock.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:08 pm
Skeleturle can has
Gizeh’s Birkenstock?
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:08 pm
Skeleturtle is in your grass
ganking your Gizeh’s Birkenstocks
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:09 pm
Dream of a Skeleturtles
World.
Gizeh, and one half of a pair of Birkenstocks
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:12 pm
Some bags are for Skeleturtles,
Some bags are for Birkenstocks,
Others are Gizeh’s.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:13 pm
where the wild Gizeh’s Go.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:15 pm
Sometimes only Gizeh will do.
Comment by Pheadrus — August 12, 2009 @ 3:24 pm
no, no, i totally get it, turtle. a ‘think tank’. but what i don’t get is after being in one, how you only remembered the one Gizeh.
Comment by melissasantos — August 13, 2009 @ 6:46 am
Birkenstock: now making everyone feel like one of a kind, one Gizeh at a time.
Comment by alisa — August 14, 2009 @ 8:58 am
Personally I think it is what’s on your feet that counts.
Comment by alisa — August 15, 2009 @ 4:25 pm
If I don’t win my wife this bag, she is going to take back my London’s. ;-(
Comment by Richard — August 17, 2009 @ 2:49 pm